Showing posts with label James Bond (Fan Fiction). Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Bond (Fan Fiction). Show all posts

Sunday, 7 September 2014

Bond Fan Fiction No. 7


Aww, Hell! Here I was trying to create a new label just for fan fictions and I wound up updating this one from 2012 instead. There are still many things about Blogger that I haven't gotten the hang of, folks.
Please disregard this post. You may have already read it.
                                                                                                            -teeritz




 Picture courtesy of M4tt


Thanks for reading!

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Bond Fan Fiction No. 6


 Switzerland in the Caribbean

The Riva’s engine quickly settled into a low hum as the speedboat cruised along the calm, flat surface of the Caribbean Sea at a rate of around 40 knots. He would be there in under ten minutes. From this distance, James Bond could see the outline of the superyacht, but it was hard to gauge its size. He’d find out soon enough, he reasoned. The shore of Oracabessa faded as the wind whipped back his jet black hair and ruffled through the short sleeves of his butter-yellow Sea Island cotton shirt.
It had been some years since Bond had last been behind the wheel of an Aquarama and he derived a great pleasure from this classic craft. Braverman had certainly maintained it in original condition. The chrome brightwork fittings glistened and the varnish on the solid mahogany bodywork looked recently applied. The snow-white Italian leather seats provided a delicious contrast to the rich, deep hue of the timber. The number ‘73’ was painted on the dashboard in gold, leading Bond to surmise that it dated back to the mid 1960s and would fetch around two-hundred thousand pounds today on the open market. The 200-horsepower V8 engines were running smoothly as his thoughts drifted back to the events that had brought him to this spot off the Northern coast of Jamaica.
Thirty-six hours earlier, he stood in M’s office, calmly pleading his case. He’d received a cryptic postcard in the mail from Hemmings earlier that day. Elegantly scrawled in green fountain pen ink across the back of the card was a single sentence; “Your Russian girlfriend wants to serve you a Molotov Cocktail and a mutual friend of ours may know which bar she’ll be working.” Bond needed to fly out to see the retired Section Chief, but M was less than convinced of the validity of this enigmatic information. It was no secret that M held a particular dislike for Alan Hemmings, but it was a complete mystery as to why. Some had speculated that perhaps she and Hemmings had been involved at one point, but no one at Six had ever been able to find any proof of this. But then, Barbara Mawdsley didn’t rise to be Head of Double-O Section by being careless.
“At least give me seventy-two hours. I’ll have whatever information I need by then”, Bond had said, playing his final card.
There was a moment’s pause in the conversation.
“I’ll give you forty-eight, 007. Should be more than enough”, she had replied. “Unless you’re wanting to work on your suntan while you’re gone”, she added.
Bond left her office and waited while Miss Moneypenny booked his flight to Kingston. “Better hurry, ‘Penny, before Norma Bates changes her mind”, he muttered with a tint of anger as he glared at the red leather padded door to M’s office.
Twelve hours later, Bond left his room at the Kingston Hilton and took the 90 minute cab ride to Hemmings’ villa in Oracabessa.
‘Silvermoon’. It figured that Hemmings would give his home a name, and such a romanticised one, at that. He had retired to Jamaica a decade ago. England had changed, as far as he was concerned. He was a soldier of The Cold War and when it ended, the intelligence world of the New Millennium began to make him feel disenchanted with his role at MI6. And when Morland & Co, his tobacconist, had closed its doors on Grosvenor Street as the world began to butt out en masse, he knew it was time to leave.
“Your tobacconist went out of business? So you left?!”, one of the other British expats had asked him at the Ocho Rios Golf Club not long after he’d arrived in Jamaica.
“Yes, that’s right”, he responded with a grin as he placed an unfiltered Camel into the ebony cigarette holder that he’d purchased in 1982 while Head of Station in Madrid.
Bond thought about the information regarding Markov’s whereabouts that Hemmings had given him. The upcoming NATO Summit seemed the most logical assumption and all MI6 resources had been diverted to exploring this lead in recent weeks. It was indeed a possibility. What they still didn’t know was how Markov could possibly bypass the vast level of security that would be deployed before and during the Summit. The man aboard the superyacht would know more, Hemmings assured him.

Bond and Hemmings had discussed all of this over a simple lunch consisting of a rich and spicy Red Pea soup, followed by a delicious curry chicken, prepared by Shirley, Hemmings’ house-keeper. The liberal amounts of scotch bonnet pepper in these dishes quickly set fire to Bond’s palate and no amount of the unlabelled Chardonnay was able to fully quell the heat. They were seated at a round table along the rear verandah of Silvermoon, overlooking the ocean. Bond could see the superyacht out in the distance on the horizon. Hemmings had offered Bond the use of his boat, which was moored down at the jetty a hundred yards away from where they sat.
“It’s not got much grunt, and it’s overdue for servicing, but it’ll get you there”, Hemmings had assured him.
A cool breeze came off the water and the venetian blinds along this side of the villa swayed in and out like gills, giving the impression that the house was alive.  At the conclusion of the meal, Bond ate a few pieces of sliced cucumber in an effort to cool his tastebuds. He then took a final sip of the white wine before he spoke;
“This fellow on the yacht. How will I recognise him?”
“Don’t worry, James. He’ll recognise you”, was all Hemmings had said.
There was more that he wanted to tell Bond, but they were interrupted by the arrival of Alan’s neighbour, the British playwright, Neil Braverman, who owned the beachfront property a few kilometres away from Silvermoon. At Hemmings’ polite insistence, Braverman handed Bond the keys to the Aquarama with some reluctance. After all, he’d only just met the man. Hemmings, however, appealed to Braverman’s sense of patriotism. “National Security, and all that, old boy”, he added.
“Why didn’t you say so? For Queen and Country”, Braverman replied with a smile, then added; “My rig should get you there faster than Alan’s. But then, I daresay, a rubber dinghy would get you there faster than his boat.”
Touché, Neil”, replied Hemmings with good humour.
Before Bond left, Hemmings took a pen from his shirt pocket.
“Oh, give him this, will you?”, he said, handing it to Bond. It was a green-barrelled Pelikan M1000 fountain pen. “I, uh, ‘borrowed’ it from him back in ’03 and I’m sure he’ll be glad to have it back. Besides, he’ll know it was me who sent you.”
Bond was now half a kilometre away from the yacht. As he closed up the distance between the two boats, he recognised the outline. It was a GNxt100. Measuring a total length of one hundred metres from stem to stern, it was the latest version by noted marine designer Nicola Gianpiero. Bond had been aboard the smaller model GNx75 during the Al-Kashani extraction mission in the Gulf of Oman a year earlier. This model up ahead was a five-level vessel and to the rear of the uppermost deck was a helipad where a helicopter sat idle.
As his speedboat got closer, he saw movement on one of the lower wrap-around decks. A man appeared and waved him towards the rear-deck. He cruised towards the stern of the yacht and cut the engines. The Riva drifted like a block of ice on glass before slowing to a halt fifteen feet away from it and the sheer size of the vessel began to dawn on him. Bond saw the name “Gordana’s Boy” painted across the bow in cursive script. The name resonated slightly in his memory, but he couldn’t place the reference.
A man with close-cropped blonde hair stood on the open transom holding a Glock 22 pointed at him. He wore a pair of khaki chinos and a white t-shirt which strained against his chest and biceps. A nylon holster was strapped around his right thigh. Moving slowly and making sure he was in clear sight, Bond reached down and picked up the coiled mooring line near the bow of the Riva and tossed it gently towards the man, who caught it one-handed, the gun in his hand never wavering. He tied off the Riva and motioned for Bond to come aboard. Bond stepped off the speedboat and onto the superyacht. The blonde man motioned for Bond to head up the short staircase which led to an upper deck with a swimming pool. Two women sat on the edge of the pool with their legs dangling in the clear blue water. A couple of half-filled wine glasses sat between them. Bond noticed their matching Burberry bikinis and Chanel sunglasses as they threw him a casual glance. One of them smiled at him briefly. He smiled back as he took in the deck above with the helicopter sitting on the helipad. It was a Eurocopter Dauphin EC155. In the cockpit, he saw a holstered revolver hanging from the head-rest of the pilot’s seat. ‘Not a tour company helicopter’, he thought to himself.
“You know how this game works”, the blonde one said with a trace of a Russian accent.
Bond turned to face him.
Two more men had appeared and they were variations of the blonde man. One wore a dark blue t-shirt and the other wore black. They too held Glocks. The man in blue holstered his weapon and stepped forward.
Bond was already turning and clasping his hands behind his head as the man approached and patted him down expertly, relieving Bond of his PPK from his hip holster.
“Wow, that’s old-school”, snorted the blonde. His two associates smirked.
“Does the job”, Bond replied.
The man in blue took the Pelikan fountain pen from Bond’s shirt.
“That’s for your employer”, said Bond.
“Is it poison-tipped? Filled with Semtex?”, retorted the blonde sarcastically.
Now who’s old-school?”, replied Bond.
“Our employer has a few enemies”, retorted the blonde.
I’m not one of them. Now are we going to stand here and reignite The Cold War or can I see the fellow that pays your wages?”
The blonde glared at Bond another few seconds before giving his associate an almost imperceptible nod.
The man in blue walked off towards the open entrance-way to the yacht’s interior. With the pen. Minutes ticked by as Bond continued looking around the yacht from where he stood. He saw a lounge area inside where a couple conversed in deep leather armchairs. The man looked up at Bond for a moment before turning back to the woman next to him. Bond saw a few other people walk across his view of the ship’s interior. Some of the faces looked familiar to him, but he shrugged this off, thinking that the distance might be distorting their features. Still, the familiarity had as much to do with the way some of these people carried themselves as it did with their faces.
Beyond the starboard-side of the yacht, Bond saw a small cruiser and two other speedboats spaced apart and bobbing gently in the water about one hundred metres away.
The man in the blue t-shirt returned to the pool-side deck. “He’ll see you now”, he said with a thicker Russian accent than his counterpart, before turning and leading the way. Bond didn’t wait for the blonde man to motion theatrically with the Glock again and began following the man in blue.
Stepping into the yacht’s interior, Bond took another glance at the couple in the armchairs and his memory snapped back to a file he’d read on the man sitting down. Gunther von Baumann, former Vice President (Military Affairs) of Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service, the Bundesnachrichtendienst, or BND, as it was more commonly referred to by other agencies. Bond wondered what von Baumann was doing on board this boat besides staring at the plunging neckline of the dress his much younger companion was wearing. The small lounge section opened up into a vast area with what appeared to be a fully functioning casino. If not for the ocean visible through the large panoramic windows, Bond could be forgiven for thinking that he was in any one of Europe’s finest gambling houses. He saw a few Blackjack tables to the left with a roulette wheel positioned nearby. The card tables were doing a reasonable trade and two couples stood at the wheel and watched it spin. Across to the far right, he saw a row of banquettes where waiters attended to the whims of the diners. In total, Bond counted eighteen people in the room and again, he recognised more than a few faces among them.
Forty metres ahead was a black, marble-topped bar that ran the entire width of the room. Seated exactly at the middle was a man in a white uniform. Based on the peaked cap, white shorts and socks that he was wearing, Bond figured that he was the captain of this vessel. The man had his back to Bond, but his heavy build seemed familiar, and this further added to the odd assortment of passengers on board the Gordana’s Boy. Propped up against the bar next to the captain was a thin glossy black-lacquered cane with an ivory handle.
Gradually, pieces of an impossible puzzle began to fit together in Bond’s mind. In 1950, Nikolai Yevgeny, an accountant from Moscow, met a schoolteacher named Gordana Milonov. They fell in love and married.
After years of trying to bear children, Gordana was finally rewarded with a healthy twelve pound baby boy. She named him after her own father, Valentin Dmitrovich, and doted on him. Shortly after the boy’s twelfth birthday, his father Nikolai was arrested for embezzlement and given a fifteen year jail sentence, leaving Gordana to raise the boy on her own. Valentin grew up into a tall and thick-set young man. At nineteen, he joined the military, but it wasn’t long before he was spotted by recruiters from the Committee for State Security who easily convinced him to come and work for them. And so, young Valentin Dmitrovich began his life in the KGB and spent the next fifteen years working for the State. Working numerous surveillance operations on wealthy oligarchs in the New Russia gave him a glimpse of the finer things in life and he soon learned that the Russian underworld paid more than the KGB and was unencumbered by trivialities such as ideology and the greater good of Mother Russia.
However, he couldn’t just quit working for Soviet Intelligence without raising eyebrows, so he put a plan into effect whereby he began showing signs of stress on the job over a six month period. Towards the end of his charade, he feigned a complete mental breakdown. He was assessed and evaluated by internal physicians and psychologists who all recommended that he be discharged from the KGB. It appeared that Valentin’s use-by date had arrived and the general consensus was that he was no longer of use to the Committee for State Security. He was given a quiet discharge and provided with a low-paying job as a welder on the production line at GAZ, one of Russia’s oldest automobile manufacturers. He held this job for three years, but he also did some freelance strong-arm work for the Russian mafia. Over the next ten years, he rose through the ranks of the criminal hierarchy to become a major player. It was during this time that he assumed his grand-mother’s maiden name as his new surname.
Bond was now twenty feet away from the heavy-set man at the bar when that surname broke the surface of his memory: Zukovsky. Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky. Gordana Milonov’s son.
Gordana’s Boy.
‘Couldn’t be’, he thought to himself.
The man at the bar swivelled in his chair and turned to face Bond as he approached. His face creased into a smile.
“Bond James Bond!”, he cried, putting his drink down and getting up from the bar-stool to wrap his arms around Bond in a lung-crushing bear hug.
Bond was still too stunned to react. Zukovsky released him and took a step back.
“Ha! I think you need a drink. Come. Sit down”, he said good-naturedly as he took his seat back at the bar. The Pelikan fountain pen sat next to Zukovsky’s glass of vodka on ice. Bond sat at the stool next to him and came back down to Earth as Zukovsky made a motion to the barman.
“I saw you die in Istanbul”, Bond said with an edge to his voice.
“No, James, you saw me lose consciousness in Istanbul. Although, my heart did stop twice on the way to the hospital.”
Bond processed the information. It seemed possible, he thought, but he was still wary.
“And then what?”, he asked. “Our file on you shows no further updates.”
Zukovsky finished his drink before replying. “And then I returned to Moscow, liquidated all my assets...uh...plus a few enemies, and then bought this vessel.” He made a sweeping gesture with the glass in his hand.
 “I’m what you would call ‘semi-retired’ now”, he added before finishing his drink.
“Yes, what exactly is this vessel? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think your passenger list was a veritable Who’s Who of the intelligence community.”
“Exactly! A floating piece of neutral territory. If you saw your worst enemy on-board, you could do nothing about it. Everyone who comes aboard checks their weapons in at the door. My ship is designed to give you all a ‘time-out’ from your daily grind, as the Americans say”, Zukovsky explained as the barman appeared with two tumblers of vodka on ice and placed them down on coasters in front of the two men.
“A pause in The New Great Game”, Bond replied before picking up his vodka and drinking half of it.
“Yes, that's it”, replied Zukovsky.
“Even your bartender looks familiar”, Bond said as he rested his forearms on the cool marble of the bar.
Zukovsky glanced around at the barman. “Him? I don’t know why. He’s from a temp agency. Seven of my crew came down with food poisoning two days ago. It was a major headache finding replacement staff at such short notice. And the cost!

"Speaking of your staff, ask that blonde security Alpha-boy to give me my gun back. I'm feeling a little naked without it."

"Ah,  Yuri. Yes, he spends a lot of time in the gym", replied Zukovsky.

"In front of the mirrors, no doubt", Bond answered.
Just then, Zukovsky’s cell-phone rang. “Excuse me one second, James”, he said as he turned away from Bond to take the call. Bond took another sip of his vodka and glanced at the barman. There was something about him that he couldn’t quite place. Bond reached into his trouser pocket and fished out his own cell-phone. A waiter approached the bar and Bond heard him place an order for two Old Fashioneds. Bond took a quick, surreptitious photo of the two staff with the phone’s camera. He checked the result and then sent a short, encrypted e-mail to MI6 headquarters back in London, with the photo attached. He typed a simple request in the subject line; ‘ID MAN/RIGHT OF FRAME//007’
Satisfied, he put the cell-phone down on the bar just as Zukovsky finished his call.
“Forgive me. Running a ship is sometimes harder than running the Russian mafia”, he said with an apologetic tone. “Your PPK will be here shortly. They're just getting it from the cloak-and-dagger room, ha, ha, ha! Now, about your friend who came to see me”, he added.
“Yes, what was she after?”, Bond asked.
Zukovsky shrugged. “She wanted a rifle made up. Medium range, high velocity, polymer frame”, he replied, all business-like.
“And?”
“And nothing. I couldn’t help her. I know of only two people who could manufacture anything to her specifications. One of them is still in a US prison and the other had a stroke six months ago. Can barely talk, let alone hold a screwdriver. More importantly, I didn’t want to help her.”
“Why not?”
“She was a little too...’driven’ in her quest. And she has a particular jones for you, 007”, Zukovsky smiled at his use of the American slang.
“Yes, I realised that. Nothing else?”
“Nothing else. I don’t think she left in good humour.”
“Rest assured, I won’t be giving her much to laugh about when I catch up with her.”
“Ha! Sounds like a match made in Hell”, Zukovsky replied. He looked down at the fountain pen and picked it up.
“Here”, he said as he slotted the pen into Bond’s shirt pocket. “Our friend Hemmings changed the nib to an extra fine. Doesn’t suit my handwriting. He can keep it.”
Just then, the bartender approached Zukovsky. Bond took another look at him, still unable to determine where he’d seen the man before.  
“We’re out of Bitters, Boss. Just going to the kitchen”, the bartender said.
“That’s fine. Just leave us the vodka”, Zukovsky replied.
The bartender reached into his vest pocket and extracted a coaster which he placed down between the two men. He took a few steps along the bar, retrieved the bottle of Stolichnaya Elit and brought it over before placing it gently down on the exact centre of the coaster. He then headed off to the far right where the swing-doors to the kitchen were located.
“Would you like a vodka Martini, James? He appears to be a perfectionist”, Zukovsky quipped.
Bond’s cell-phone rang. “Excuse me, Valentin. My turn to be ill-mannered”, said Bond as he stood up and took a few steps from the bar, reaching for his phone. While they were a modern convenience, Bond detested how the overt use of personal cell-phones was slowly killing the art of simple etiquette.
He brought his phone up to his ear as he took a few paces. Bill Tanner, M’s Chief-of-Staff was on the line. “James, where’d you see this fellow?”, asked Tanner with an urgency in his tone.
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, Bill”, replied Bond.
“This man is Ramon Velasquez”, said Tanner.
Velasquez was a former bomb-disposals expert in Castro’s Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias, the Cuban Revolutionary Armed Forces. After an altercation with one of his superiors, he was placed under arrest and locked in a storage room while the military police were called. They may as well have given him the key. He fashioned an improvised and highly corrosive acidic compound using ammonia and other cleaning chemicals, which dissolved the primitive lock on the door. He then killed the two soldiers stationed outside before heading for the coast where he island-hopped throughout The Bahamas and made his way to Miami before disappearing underground. After some time, he resurfaced and began offering his bomb-making services to the highest bidders.
A rash of facts and figures raced through Bond’s mind in a split-second. A ballpoint pen exploding in the shirt pocket of a French diplomat at an arms meeting in Geneva three years ago, shredding his heart in an instant. The rear-view mirror of a Swiss banker’s BMW shattering outward, spraying shards of glass into his eyes as he reaches a hairpin curve on a treacherous mountain road. The ten year-old daughter of a New York billionaire cutting a birthday cake, the knife blade acting as a circuit-breaker, setting off a device within the cake itself, killing her instantly and injuring her three best friends. Velasquez was the consummate master of turning innocent items into tools of carnage.
Bond was eighteen feet away from the bar as he turned to look at Zukovsky, who now reached for the bottle of Stolichnaya.
The coaster on which the bottle sat had a thin sheet of steel within its cardboard construction. The screw-cap of the bottle contained a small steel disc. These two pieces of metal acted as a circuit, relaying a constant pulsating signal to an electro-magnetic detonator under the bar, directly beneath the coaster. Attached to the detonator was a paperback-sized block of Composition 4 or RDX, more commonly referred to as C-4, plastic explosive.
Zukovsky wrapped his fingers around the neck of the bottle and lifted, effectively breaking the signal to the detonator.
“Valentin!”, Bond roared.
The blast was designed to project upwards at an angle of around thirty degrees. This would ensure that anybody sitting at the bar would take the full brunt of the explosion. Zukovsky was flung back off his stool and fell eight feet away from the bar, his upper body sustaining a barrage of marble shrapnel. The explosion tore through a five-foot section of the bar. Bond was thrown off his feet by the shock of the blast, his cell-phone bouncing onto the carpeted floor.
People began screaming and heading for the exits towards the stern of the vessel. Bond shook his head to clear it and hauled himself up. There was a ringing in his ears. He snatched up his phone from the floor and rushed over to where Zukovsky lay. The Russian’s white uniform was crimson-soaked on the right-hand side. Tiny shards of marble peppered the right side of his face. Bond knelt down beside the wounded man.
“Occupational hazard”, Zukovsky muttered in a clipped tone as a thin trickle of blood ran down from the side of his mouth.
Bond knew that Valentin wasn’t going to survive. Despite the Russian’s large size, this blast had done too much damage. Zukovsky knew it too.
“When you catch her, James...give her a bullet for me”, he said with effort.
At least one, Valentin”, Bond replied.
Zukovsky looked up at Bond and gave him a weak smile before his heart stopped beating and his body went limp.
Bond sighed. The large room had emptied and, as his hearing returned to normal, he could hear a muffled voice from the cell-phone in his hand. Tanner was still on the line as Bond switched the phone to speaker.
“James! Are you there? What’s happening!?”
“Bill, I need you to put a net around Jamaica. Get Station K to put an alert out for Neil Braverman, last seen at Hemmings’ villa”, Bond replied.
“What, the playwright?”, Bill asked.
“Yes! He knew I’d be out here. Even lent me his boat, dammit. Grab him and sweat him till he breaks. I need to find Velasquez”, Bond barked into the phone.
Suddenly, two bullets clipped the bar-stool where Bond had sat. He looked up to see the blonde security-man, Yuri,  standing near the gaming tables and aiming the Glock at him.
“Gotta run, Bill!”, Bond said and disconnected the call.
He was up and sprinting towards the kitchen doors near the bar as another shot rang out, shattering a bottle behind the bar. Bond ran through the vacant kitchen and headed through a small corridor at the rear that led out onto the outer deck. He glanced out at the water and saw the ship’s guests and crew-members swimming out to the three smaller boats that he’d seen earlier.  Bond figured that the layout of this vessel would be similar to that of the smaller GNx75 that he’d been aboard previously, so he made his way towards the bow of the ship. Up ahead was a staircase which would lead him to the lower decks below the waterline where the life-boats were stationed. Velasquez would surely be making his way there.
Ten feet in front of Bond, a cabin door burst open and Yuri with the Glock stepped out.
“Now’s not a good time”, Bond said as he lunged at Yuri’s gun-arm, throwing him off-balance. Yuri dropped to one knee and Bond pressed his left forearm against his throat, clamping his right hand around the Russian’s wrist to slam it against the railing on the right of the deck. Bond pulled the hand back and hammered it into the railing a second time to dislodge the Glock from his grip. The gun went off before slipping from Yuri’s grasp and dropping over the side.
Yuri twisted and brought up his left fist in a badly timed punch which hit Bond in the neck, making him relax his grip. It gave him enough time to deliver a better punch to Bond’s cheekbone.  Bond spun slightly, which allowed Yuri to deliver a quick kick to his left thigh, knocking him to the deck. Bond felt a graze across his left cheek as it hit the non-slip decking.

Bond had dealt with this type of fighter before. No technique, no real self-defence training. Just sheer brute force. Bond's training had encompassed various forms of martial arts and boxing. Major Hastings, one of his instructors, once said: "Now, these night-club bouncer types, they're just all muscle and no brains, but I'm sure their mothers love them. A flat palm, hard and fast, against the ear will get their attention, maybe even burst an eardrum, if done properly. And don't let anyone tell you that slapping is girly. There's nothing girly about survival, lads. Although I draw the line at biting. That's for children."
Yuri pounced on Bond, pressed a knee between his shoulder blades and fastened his hands around his neck from behind. And began squeezing. Bond tried to grab at his hands with his free left hand to no avail. His right hand was pinned underneath him across his chest and he felt something press hard against the backs of his fingers. The fountain pen was still in his pocket!
Bond shifted his weight slightly. It wasn’t much because he was pinned down so hard, but it was enough to allow his fingers to take hold of the pen. He then planted his left palm down by his shoulder and, as he felt his air intake dwindle sharply, pressed down hard and fast. He had one chance with this before the man choked the very life out of him.
The manoeuvre allowed Bond to twist his body around slightly. He felt a burn at his throat as Yuri’s grip caused friction against his neck, but at least now, the man's knee was off his back.
While the German fountain pen manufacturer, Pelikan, is renowned for making a superior writing instrument, the one basic short-coming of these pens lies in the threading of the cap. It takes a rotation of around 330 degrees to fully unscrew. This can sometimes result in the cap unscrewing whilst in a shirt pocket if not fully screwed shut. Bill Tanner owned a similar model to the one in Bond’s pocket and there was an instance once where Tanner stepped into his office lamenting the fact that the pen cap had unscrewed and stained his new Turnbull and Asser shirt.
“Wouldn’t have happened if you’d screwed the cap on properly, Bill”, Bond had remarked.
Bond now lay sideways, holding the pen by its barrel and, in one deft move, flicked the clip on its cap with his thumb. The cap spun swiftly and fell away from the barrel before Bond jammed the fine-point nib up and into the Russian man’s upper chest, embedding the pen at the junction between the Deltoid and Pectoralis Major muscles.
Yuri let out a yell and relaxed his grip on Bond’s throat instantly.
“How’s that for old-school?”, Bond said as he propped himself up on his elbows and caught his breath.
Surely, a blow to the throat would have been more fatal, but Bond’s aim was to injure, not kill. He wanted to incapacitate to ensure no further trouble from the man. Bond sat up as Yuri fell back against the deck and, shakily getting to his feet, continued to make his way towards the stairs near the bow end.
He scuttled down the steps two at a time and arrived at the lower deck. The engine room was located towards the stern. The middle area of this deck housed the crew’s quarters and the lifeboats were located directly below the bow section on the starboard side of the vessel. The tussle with the blonde man had taken up valuable minutes and Bond’s hopes of finding Velasquez still on board had all but faded.
Bond was proven wrong, however, when he heard the sound of the lifeboat winch thirty feet away.  Bond saw Velasquez step out of the alcove where the lifeboats were.
“Give it up, Ramon, or you won’t get off this boat alive”, Bond called out.
Velasquez looked around at Bond. Then he raised his right hand and smiled. He was holding a small keypad. He pressed a button and the ship was suddenly rocked with an Earth-shattering roar.
“That’s the bow section gone”, Velasquez said in a matter-of-fact tone. He pressed another button on the keypad.
There was a second blast, closer this time. Bond felt the floor shudder and his teeth vibrate as the ship slowly began listing to one side.
“That’s the mid-section.  Took me eight hours to lay those charges. All along the hull. Cuts this boat in two”, Velasquez said. There was a certain detached coldness in his voice and it was at that point that Bond realised he was dealing with a psychopath.
“We have something in common, Mr Bond”, he said.
“Oh, really? What’s that?”, Bond asked as the boat tilted further towards its port side.
Velasquez didn’t answer, but merely stepped back into the alcove. Bond took a few steps forward before another explosion erupted there, destroying the lifeboats and obliterating Ramon Velasquez from the face of the Earth. Bond stood there, slightly dumbfounded. Did Markov have so much power and influence that people were willing to die for her?
Seawater flooded across Bond’s feet as smoke and dust began to fill the air. He had to get top-side fast. He bolted up the staircase at an awkward angle as the ship continued to flood and reached the upper deck in seconds. He held onto the railing of the deck and watched the entire stern section of Gordana’s Boy disappear beneath the surface. The Riva was still tied to it and he waited for the mooring line to snap. No such luck. The line remained tautly tied to the shiny cleat and Bond saw the rear left of the Riva’s stern dip towards the waterline.
“Come on, damn you!”, he shouted, hoping for the line to give way. No. The stern lowered slightly, allowing seawater into the speedboat. The Riva filled up fast and Bond saw the boat go under.
He was almost ten kilometres out to sea. He had to get off this vessel and back to shore as soon as he could. The smaller boats that had picked up the passengers and crew were probably half-way back to shore. The lifeboats were destroyed. The Riva was gone.
He had no other alternatives. The superyacht was now tilted at a twenty-five degree angle. The rate at which it was sinking had slowed somewhat. This meant that there were certain areas below-deck that hadn’t begun to flood yet. Bond knew that it was now or never. He needed to get far enough away so as not to get caught in the undertow if the vessel started sinking faster.
Bond let go of the railing and slid rapidly down the deck towards the water. He kept his feet together and sliced through the surface of the water. As his momentum slowed, he began to kick with his legs. He slipped off his Tod’s leather loafers and made his way to the surface. He then swum hard in an effort to put as much distance between himself and the ship. In his head, he counted slowly to twenty before he stopped swimming.

He turned to look back at the superyacht which was now forty metres away from him. Watching it sink, he treaded water with his legs as he took his now useless cell-phone from his pocket and let it sink to the ocean floor. He then unbuttoned his shirt and trousers, removed them and let them drift away.  Finally, he peeled off his socks.
He was now ready for the arduous swim ahead. If he paced himself, he could just possibly make it to shore. One thing was certain. He’d have plenty of time to think about the events of the last few hours.

James Bond took a deep breath and began making for shore.

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Based on characters created by Ian Fleming, Raymond Benson, Michael France, Jeffrey Caine and Bruce Feirstein.
EDIT 18/2/13- Still finding spelling errors. Should've proof-read it a little more thoroughly.
EDIT 23/2/13- Dammit! Changed the location of the pen wound to an area of the body that would be more plausible. 






Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Bond Fan Fiction No.5: Part 2


For those of you who've read the previous installments, here's a little more. I'm not 100% satisfied with this one, but what the hey. 
For those of you who may be reading these for the first time, you might need to go back to the first ones, since these are posted up on Blogger in reverse order based on date of posting. So, the installment previous to this one is the first part, needless to say.
Oh, my apologies for the layout. I cut & pasted parts of this from my computer from my second (or was it third?) draft.


"Women of Mass Destruction" Part Two


The RPG-7 was first manufactured by the Soviets in the mid 1960s and was used to devastating effect on battlefields from Vietnam to Iraq. It was primarily designed as an anti-tank weapon and a great deal of its popularity was due to its very low recoil when fired.

The shell zipped in through the open window and detonated just above the door to Room 417. The sound of the impact was deafening. Purdey’s body tensed and Bond felt the entire suite shudder as plaster, wood and steel was torn from the room’s frame-work and smoke filled the air. He heard the sound of steel hitting steel as shrapnel ripped through the sofa’s backrest and collided with the padding and springs within. One persistent fragment had penetrated through the backrest and sliced a deep gutter along Purdey’s left shoulder.

The room became quiet while panicked screaming was heard from the hallway outside. Somebody hit the Fire Alarm button while other guests ran from their rooms in fear. Bond waited a few more seconds then placed his hands flat against the floor. He pushed his body upwards as if doing a press-up and the backrest edge of the sofa lifted off the floor at a right-angle. He used his left elbow to push the sofa high enough until it tilted back with its own momentum and landed to rest on its four wooden feet with a dull thud.
“Was it good for you?” he asked.
“Yes, sensational. The Earth moved.” She replied as she sat up.
He smiled at her then before seeing the shoulder wound that she had sustained. A thick crimson stain ran down the Versace bathrobe’s sleeve.
“That bitch!” he barked, grabbing the damp towel Purdey had used on her hair and tying it around the quietly bleeding cut.
“Press here, darling.” he said.
“You saw her? Did she do this?” Purdey asked with a grimace as she pressed the towel down on the wound.
“It was her alright.” he replied.

Satisfied that Purdey’s wound was under control, Bond reached under the nearby bed and retrieved the weapons case. He and Purdey were fortunate in that the double bed’s mattress and base had taken the brunt of the blast and diffused much of the shell’s impact. Opening the case, he extracted the main body of the dismantled VSS Vintorez sniper rifle and slid the scope off its mounting rail. Bond knelt down onto the destroyed sofa and looked out the window through the scope’s rubberized eyepiece. He scanned across the fifth-floor windows of the Hotel Imperiale across the river. Nothing stirred. Markov was gone.
Of course she was.
Bond swore. He put the rifle body and scope back in the case and shut the lid.
“We need to get out of here. Firstly, we’ll get you patched up. Then we have to get to Danneman’s daughter. She knows more than she’s let on. You need help getting dressed? Shoulder okay?” he asked as he assisted her up from the floor.
“No, I’m alright, James. The shoulder’s fine. I’ll just be a minute.”

Purdey quickly scurried into the bathroom. Without shutting the door, she removed the robe and Bond was momentarily distracted by the sight of her naked form. She was a vision, spoiled only by the narrow ribbon of blood which ran down her arm and now crept over the steel bracelet of her Rolex. She reached down and turned the faucet on. Hot water began filling the white porcelain basin. He turned away and began to assess their situation as he sat down on the battered sofa and slipped his shoes on, but his mind began to fill with too many questions; how did Markov know they were in Paris? What else did she have planned? Was she there to disrupt the NATO Summit? Was she still in their vicinity?

Interpol had recently elevated Markov’s status to ‘terrorist’, to be arrested, if spotted, “with extreme use of force where necessary”. Then there was that young man Bourne from the CIA, with orders to shoot on sight. It seemed that everyone wanted a slice of Irina Markov. She was a fox to be torn apart by hounds.

But Bond needed her alive. There were too many unanswered questions to this puzzle and Markov had the answers. That was clear.

Purdey emerged from the bathroom five minutes later dressed in black Levi’s and a blue Balenciaga shawl-collared woollen sweater. Attached to the left side of her waistband was an empty black leather holster. On her feet was a pair of black Nike trainers. Her left shoulder was padded with a small hand towel. The bleeding had slowed, but it hurt like all hell. She didn’t let on to Bond just how bad it felt.

Bond flung open the sliding door of the hotel room’s wardrobe and took out his navy blue single-breasted Kilgour jacket and Burberry trench coat. He turned to Purdey.
“Which jacket do you want, leather or denim?” he asked.
They would be traveling light. She knew she could only take one. But she was a woman after all. The thought of leaving any of her clothing behind mildly incensed her. With any luck, however, the front desk would organize to have her property returned to the London offices of Universal Exports, attentioned to Mr. James Bond.
She was fond of the Armani denim jacket that she had bought to celebrate her appointment with MI6. However, the black leather Rick Owens jacket was an item she would never be able to afford again. She had bought it on sale at Harrods a few months earlier and was incredulous at the low ticket price when she took it off its rack.
“No, that’s the price alright. Grab it…or I will!” the salesgirl had said at the counter after scanning the tag. Purdey’s Amex card almost ignited at the speed with which she withdrew it from her purse.
“Leather.” she replied as she quickly stepped forward and snatched it from the wardrobe. Besides, she reasoned, this jacket would provide a thicker layer than denim, and it’s slightly tighter fit would keep the towel in place on her shoulder.
She slipped it on, trying not to wince in front of Bond. If he had looked at her then, he would have noticed her biting her bottom lip.

Bond took his Tod’s suede overnight bag from the wardrobe, opened it and extracted his Walther P99 and its nylon holster. He quickly strapped it on. He then put on the Kilgour jacket, knowing that the gun’s bulge would be noticeable, but then the Burberry trench coat would cover it up. He also took the Lenovo ThinkPad notebook from the bag, flipped the screen lid up and pressed the Shift key. The computer powered up from hibernation mode quickly. Bond pressed a series of keys in sequence. A small notepad screen appeared. He typed in the phrase “Burn, baby, burn!” wondering if the tech-boys in Q Branch who created these silly commands had girlfriends. Bond then turned the notebook upside-down, depressed a latch underneath and slid the hard drive out of it. This he put into the overnight bag. He lay the computer down onto the bed.

The sound of other guests heading for the Fire Escapes grew fainter as Purdey reached under the bed and retrieved the weapons case. She had already picked up her Chanel overnight bag from a stool next to her suitcase in the bathroom. This she would not leave behind. From it, she removed the Beretta PX-4 Sub-Compact and slid it into the holster on her hip.
“Ready, darling?” Bond asked.
“Ready, darling.” Purdey replied.
“Here.” Without waiting for a response, Bond took the Chanel bag from her and placed it inside his overnight bag which had ample room. He then zipped it closed. Purdey smiled at his thoughtfulness.
“Come on, then. We’ve got to get down to the car park. Stay sharp.” Bond said as he tapped the Enter key on the notebook that sat on the shredded mattress. A timer appeared on the screen and commenced counting down from 0:30.

They left the room, stepping over the blackened door which had been ripped from its hinges by the blast. The smell of smoke still hung in the air. The sprinkler system did not activate when the Fire Alarm sounded. Because the system was in fact inactive. This was due to a mix-up by the hotel’s Maintenance Division. The company hired to program the sprinkler units were due to come in earlier that week, but someone had forgotten to write up the booking time for the work so it had to be rescheduled for the following month. Heads would roll because of this blunder.

Up and down the hallway outside their room, all was silent. The fourth floor of the hotel had cleared. Bond and Purdey quickly made their way to the Fire Escape exit door and headed downstairs towards the basement level car-park.

Back in Room 417 of the newly-opened Palazzo Versace Hotel, the notebook’s countdown timer reached zero. The computer emitted a series of five short beeps before the small Q Branch-installed square of C4 detonated, obliterating the notebook and blowing a decent hole in what was left of the mattress.

On the Fire Escape stairs, Bond and Purdey carefully negotiated their way over various items of clothing and baggage that had been dropped by fleeing guests. All was quiet save for the sound of Bond’s black leather Lobb slip-ons ‘click-clacking’ on the steps while Purdey’s footsteps were near-silent.

Moments later, they reached the basement car-park. Bond carefully pulled the exit door open with one hand while he gripped the P99 with his other. After their narrow escape in Room 417, he was taking no chances. The car-park was filled with cars, but devoid of people. He did a quick scan of the row of parked cars and located the Aston Martin Vanquish. It was roughly 40 metres away, parked four spaces from the exit ramp that led to street level. He planned to get himself and Purdey out of Paris and take the coastal road to Madrid. Bond would radio ahead to Sinclair from Station M who would be waiting at the safe-house. Once there, they could properly tend to Purdey’s shoulder.

Bond turned to Purdey who waited in the stairwell doorway.
“The car’s just up ahead. We’re almost there. Stay close.” he said as he took her hand and began leading her towards the Aston Martin. She had the weapons case slung over her good shoulder and the Beretta in her free hand.



Purdey took a long slow breath and momentarily recalled the week of training she had been given with the VSS Vintorez at the Service’s underground rifle range. Her instructor was a man named Major Mallory, a former SAS sniper. “Now, Miss, unless you’re courting a shiner, don’t put your face right up against that scope or you’ll be wearing heavy eye-shadow for a month after the recoil’s done its job.” he had cautioned. His teaching had been thorough and by the end of her instruction, she had attained a score of 98 percent. Mallory was suitably impressed; “Could’ve used you back in the Falklands, Miss. Not that we were there, of course.” he had said with a wink.

A long shadow briefly appeared against the wall of the ramp as the rumble of a car engine quickly grew louder, snapping her out of her reminiscences.
Monica Purdey wasted no time. She raised the VSS, feeling a sharp stab of pain as the rifle’s butt pressed tight against her wounded shoulder. Her left elbow rested on the bonnet of the Audi to stabilise the gun. Seconds later, a black Mercedes-Benz G-Class Gelandenwagen 4 wheel-drive slithered into view.

Looking through the scope, she lined the cross-hairs up against the driver’s side of the G-Class’ tinted windscreen. Purdey took a quick, deep breath and held it. A second later, she fired. There was a fraction of a second’s delay before the sub-sonic round emerged from the barrel, a peculiar idiosyncrasy of the VSS. The round flew from the silenced barrel with a ‘woomp’ sound. Purdey felt the recoil slam into her shoulder, but the mixture of fear and adrenalin masked any sensation of pain. The bullet hit the windscreen, easily shattering it…and the driver’s sternum. His Kevlar vest offered no protection at all. Reflexively, the driver stepped down on the accelerator pedal before he died. The Gelandenwagen veered to the right with a roar of its engine and slammed into a parked BMW, four cars away from Bond’s position. It was now positioned directly opposite Bond’s Aston Martin.

Bond was huddled down behind the Opel and he waited. He could see the 4 wheel-drive well enough through the Opel’s driver and passenger side windows. There was no movement. Ten seconds passed. Then five more before the Gelandenwagen’s driver’s side doors were flung open. Four men exited the vehicle and crouched low. Two of them shook their heads, dazed by their van’s impact with the BMW. Weren’t expecting a sniper round, were you, gentlemen?, thought Bond with a grim smile. They were armed with Heckler & Koch MP5K sub-machine guns. They meant business. Markov had hired the best. Probably recruited from one of the many Private Military Corporations that had sprung up in the years since September 11th, 2001.

Purdey panned the scope slightly to her left and saw Bond in her cross-hairs. A few seconds later, he turned to look at her. She saw him hold up four fingers. She turned the gun back to the Gelandenwagen, but opened her right eye as well to allow for maximum peripheral vision. In the event that one of the men tried to move away from the van, she would see them. Then suddenly, one man made a quick dash for Bond’s Aston Martin and crouched behind the car’s sleek metallic silver bulk. But he moved too fast for Purdey to get a lock on him. There was no way they could know that was his car, Bond thought to himself. The other three men stayed behind the safety of the crashed Gelandenwagen. They didn’t know where the sniper fire had come from. Bond had noticed that the man who now hid behind his Aston Martin had a small black satchel slung over his shoulder when he made his dash. These men had brought enough ammunition for a small war, he thought to himself.

Then one of the men did something odd. Bond saw him lie down on the car-park floor behind the 4 wheel-drive’s rear tyre and place his cheek down onto the concrete. The man then brought a hand to his face and Bond saw that he held a small monocular. The man looked through the eyepiece.
Dammit, they’re looking for feet under cars!, thought Bond. He moved back further along the length of the Opel and retreated behind the rear tyre. He hunched down, hoping that, from this angle, both rear wheels of the Opel would provide a wide enough segment of cover to hide his presence from the men four cars away. He prayed that Purdey had seen the man lie down too and was taking precautions.
Too late. The man on the ground yelled out her position to the others.
The eruption of gunfire was instantaneous and the sound of it reverberated around the concrete walls, floor and ceiling of the underground car-park.

The gunman positioned behind Bond’s Aston Martin fired a three-round burst at Monica Purdey. The bullets glanced off the bonnet of a silver Maserati parked four spaces from her. The Heckler & Koch MP5K sub-machine gun was a superb close-quarters weapon with an effective range of around 25 metres. However, the gunman knew that, from this distance of just over 32 metres, his attempts at bringing Purdey down would be futile. He had to get closer to her. He called out to his three associates who were still huddled behind the crashed Gelandenwagen. Bond heard him bark out an order in Russian. The gunman then fired off another two bursts from his MP5K. This gave one of the others enough time to run over and take cover next to him behind the Aston Martin. This man carried a weapon different to the MP5K that his partner held. Bond glanced through the Opel’s window and saw it for an instant, but he recognised the long barrel and thin stock with the padded end. It was a M14EBR sniper rifle. He felt his stomach muscles tighten. A moment passed before the second gunman turned to call out to the other two men behind the Gelandenwagen. Bond saw a small cylindrical tube tossed through the air from the van to the Aston Martin where the second gunman reached up to catch it one-handed. Bond knew the weapon by its distinct, telescopic shape with the flat firing button at its centre. It was a M72LAW Anti-tank rocket launcher. Bond’s mind raced and he felt his confidence dwindle. At just 90 centimetres long, fully extended, the M72 had a muzzle velocity of 145 metres per second and fired a steel-tipped shell that could easily penetrate 2 feet of reinforced concrete. It would make mince-meat of the Audi which sheltered Purdey, leaving her at the mercy of the other gunman’s M14 sniper fire.

Monica Purdey saw it all happen as well, but she was uncertain as to what the hit-team’s end-game was. She peered through the scope of her VSS and couldn’t see Bond anywhere, but she caught a brief flicker of movement near one of the Gelandenwagen’s tyres. She quickly edged herself away from the Audi and pressed her back against the concrete wall next to it and crouched down. In this position she looked through the scope again at the van and saw the heel of one of the gunmen’s feet protruding beyond the curved outline of the tyre. She took another breath, held it and then fired. This time, a stab of pain tore through her wounded shoulder as the silenced round pierced the air of the underground car-park of the Palazzo Versace hotel. The gunman behind the Gelandenwagen let out a scream as the bullet pulped his Achilles tendon.
As he began to fall in agony to the ground, three things happened- Monica Purdey chambered another round, the two gunmen behind the Aston Martin began yelling at the men behind the Gelandenwagen, confused as to what had just occurred, and Bond quickly made a low dash behind the rear of the Opel and, staying low, made his way towards the BMW where the Gelandenwagen had crashed.

Purdey took another deep breath while her heart pounded in her ears. Through the scope, she saw the wounded man fall to the ground. He was now framed between the front and rear passenger-side wheels of the van, clutching at his right calf in searing pain. Before he had a chance to get behind cover, she fired again. This second shot hit the base of his neck from behind, killing him instantly. Monica Purdey began to feel nauseous. Through her jacket, she felt a trickle of sweat roll down her left arm before shakily chambering another round in the VSS. Her eyes welled up slightly, but she fought back the release of tears. She quickly wiped them away with the back of her hand, reminding herself that what she had done had been necessary. She had no desire to die in a car-park in Paris. And she would not let Bond die there either.

There was another storm of gunfire aimed in Monica Purdey’s direction. All three remaining gunmen fired at her. This was done to distract her, but it also worked to distract them from Bond’s presence. He took the opportunity to dive out from the cover of the BMW and fire at the gunman behind the Gelandenwagen. The bullet caught him in the right temple, shattering half his skull.

The first gunman behind the Aston Martin scurried low along the wall to the left and halted two cars away, behind a silver Lexus. This maneuver reduced his distance from Purdey by fifteen feet, thus putting him within an effective range of her with the MP5K. But he wasn’t planning on using the sub-machine gun. He and the other gunman armed with the M14 sniper rifle were about to obliterate Monica Purdey from the face of the Earth.

The first gunman, now behind the Lexus, fired four short bursts in Purdey’s direction in an effort to keep her pinned down. This gave the second gunman behind the Aston Martin time to set the M14’s bipod down on the bonnet of Bond’s car.

From behind the BMW, Bond couldn’t see what was happening so he traced his path back to his previous spot behind the Opel. Looking through the windows again, he saw the sniper setting up his weapon on the Aston Martin’s bonnet, but if Bond were to take a shot at him, he would be spotted by the first gunman behind the Lexus parked almost directly opposite the Opel where Bond hid.

Bond knew their game-plan. It was how he would do it. The gunman behind the Lexus would fire a rocket at Purdey. If the blast didn’t wound or kill her, it would surely spook her enough to the point where she would make a dash from the Audi to better cover. However, this would leave her exposed briefly. The nearest cover would either be the car-park’s exit door, through which she and Bond had come earlier, or the other row of parked cars opposite where she was. Either position was a distance of about eight metres. Not much, but with two professional killers lying in wait, it would be a suicide run. If she remained behind the Audi, the first gunman would keep firing rockets until he killed her or flushed her out from hiding.

These men were good, thought Bond. The man behind his Aston Martin was positioned slightly to the right of his associate two cars away, giving him a clear line-of-sight to Monica Purdey’s position up ahead.

But James Bond had one last ace up his sleeve, or rather, in his pocket. It was meant for other purposes, but he knew he had no choice. If he and Purdey were to get out of this predicament alive, then he would have to resort to it. He made his way to the back of the Opel and dropped to his knees.

It was then that multiple things began to happen.
Bond fished his car keys from his pocket.
The first gunman quickly loaded the M72 rocket launcher.
The second gunman positioned himself behind the M14 sniper rifle.
Bond pressed a button on his ignition key. The key flicked out like a switchblade.
The first gunman peered over the bonnet of the Lexus, the M72 on his shoulder.
The second gunman lowered his eye to the M14’s scope.
Bond pressed the button rapidly two more times.











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Credits: typecast on an Olympia Splendid 99, an Olympia SM3, and a Smith-Corona Sterling. 



Based on characters created by Ian Fleming.